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Holy Coca-Cola It’s Lola Batman…yknow I saw some stats a week or so ago and evidently (and I’m not sure if this is a good thing, a bad thing or a who the hell cares thing) one of the top rising niches in porn is she-male movies/pics.  Not transvestites (dudes wearing dresses) but the whole operated on and changed to a woman with a cock kinda deal but having been born a dude.  As Phil Hartman often said when playing Ed McMahon on Saturday Night Live; “weird wild stuff Johnny.”  So for those of you who are riding this niche…or for anyone who has considered checking out the appeal of she-males She-Male Face Cream 2 is worth taking a gander at cos just like everyone’s favorite Spaghetti Western it mixes the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Sadly, or maybe as a forewarning that not everything you are about to see is hot, She-Male Face Cream 2 starts us off with the ugly.  A very weathered looking and not very feminine she-male gets it on with some guy who looks like Mr. Rogers on tv (back when he was alive) and sure she is kinky and he is sub and kinky as well…but hey mixing ugly chick with dick and old vanilla looking dude together is just not hot…The good comes into play after this when a she-male who I would have taken for a chick and hit on myself gets in on the action and even though it’s with the first one manages to get you hard with her erotic sexual duality.  Things get even better in the next scene as another actually hot and feminine looking she-male gets it on and shows that she is as much of a cock-slut orally and jamming her as any chick with a pussy can be.  Sadly then we get a scene which can only be called the baddest ugliest part of the movie where we get to see some ’she-male’ who looks as womanly as any defensive tackle on the Oakland Raiders done up in women’s lingerie and even having the action here with the semi-hot one from the second scene doesn’t improve it’s appeal in any way.  My advice…just skip this scene. Then She-Male Face Cream 2 ends off on a positive splooge inducing threesome where regardless of gender the heat comes off your screen as threesome action including a chick (with a pussy and strap-on) getting in on the she-male action brings an intensity sure to make almost anyone come.  So if you’re into this scene or simply curious what the possible appeal is, this one’s for you and gets a kinked out four cocks-up

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Some people (anal-retentive, humorless no fun types) often say that when you leave childhood you should leave your toys and other childish things behind you.

These sexy swingers show that some toys can remain and stand the tests of time and age…they just get different uses and I guess can’t be called childish things cos when used this way they are adult things.

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Yknow people generally seem to think that the best porn comes from sets and big name photographers, video techs, and studios.  While gloss, glamor, airbrushing and casting for super-sluts do have a lot to do with aesthetic appeal I overheard a couple truckers talking the other night and there is evidently an untapped alternative gold-mine for hot porn

Evidently these guys had their trucks parked in the Parking Lot of a Home Depot or some-such place to crash until the store opened in the morning….evidently at the end of the parking lot by the wall of some other business they got to see some dude nailing some hot chick just right out there in public for anyone to see….the intensity that they described it with reminded me of some FuckHerRight.com spreads Ive seen by pro-models.  I bet the porn industry could really make a killing if there were a way to find and film places where amateur couples spontaneously fuck.

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So I finally went to see the movie House Bunny starring Anna Faris a babe who even though a milf based on playboy standards instead of a tween is worthy of being in a PinkandPerfect.com spread herself.  If you don’t know what it’s about; 27 year old playboy bunny finds herself out on the street cos milf age is too old for a Playboy Mansion bunny and becomes like Animal House’s Bluto to some geeky girls that don’t fit into college teaching them how to use their chick charms instead of geekiness to get ahead…

So never ever ever think that there isn’t a call for trophy wives and tween models who have been put to pasture.  There are always sexless women out there looking for some superstar slut to teach them the ropes of how to get the dudes and get it on.

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So the Republican Convention is over, all the hookers who have spent the last four days in Saint Paul, Minnesota are on their way back to the real cities and no big surprise to anyone John McCain is the Republican Nominee for President…

The real surprise was his running mate and choice for Vice President Sarah Palin who received unanimous support….now generally as we saw with Hilary, the public doesn’t want a woman in a position of power.  But this is different, a MILFVixen.com style milf is in the running…finally someone to make it so the Blue Room in the white house gets to live up to it’s name

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Watching Public Defamation was like some surreal acid trip after watching National Lampoon’s Road Trip or something…I mean, I dunno everybody’s got their like kink or whatever you wanna call it, but all the leather and the sets for this movie, it was just so out there man especially when they say public…I guess they have a different definition of public than I do, but whatever.

Anyways, like I said this movie was a trip, at times it felt like I was watching some 1990’s Geena Davis action flick…I mean, this chick gets her tits and her ass totally slapped and beaten on and she’s all ‘Oh Oh” totally loud, and you’re never quite sure if it’s pleasure or pain. I know for sure if somebody was smacking the nipples on my chest like that it would sure as hell hurt. So we get three surreally sadistic scenes with no actual sex, but more smackdowns than in professional wrestling…not quite my deal but if you dig it or you just wanna watch some chick getting her tits smacked and then finally getting revenge on the smacker, even though she was enjoying it anyways, then check it out.

But for me, Public Defamation gets one cock-up simply cos it was a surreal trip and probably the type of porn that Quentin Tarantino watches.

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I’ve seen and heard a lot of strange things about rituals and superstitions that people embark on to improve their luck or karma or whatever you want to call it…most of these superstitious rituals seem pointless and trite to me.

This guy here though…whether his way of doing things (getting a blowjob to help with predictions) works or not…yknow his personal semen stock is going to split for sure.

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Ahhh the joys of college fuck times have begun anew again this September and I think for all those FuckHerRight.com models who are also college students that it’s time to boast about the sport these sluts are best in…SEX !

I just wonder when they design the insatiable slut team logos for the Collegiate Letterman type jackets if they will use some kinky stick figure symbolism or just a big Scarlet Letter old-school style.

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This sweet salsa flavored senorita at PinkandPerfect.com has a glass dildo that looks with that bright sunshine beaming on and refracting through it as though it is blessed by god and has the light of heaven shining through to her pussy…

I guess she has what we call a Holy Hole.

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Even though summer is over and the tents for camping are put away, Some MILFVixen.com moms are still craving that all time favorite summertime camping treat…Smores

This well fucked milf-pussy knows that no matter what time of year it is; a hot slutty milf can always find some deliciously decadent chocolate mixed with creamy goodness that every milf loves just as much as a Smore

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