While in attendance at the GENART Soyjoy fashion show, Maggie Gyllenhall definitely reached one of those realizations about herself–she may not be the best looker. You may not see it now, but seeing her in “Dark Knight” only made half of the population realize how insanely huge those bags under her eyes get when she’s not under the right lighting. I can’t even begin to understand how she discovers this by looking up some chick’s skirt.
Joe Son, the actor that played Random Task in the first Austin Powers movie, may be facing a bit o’ jailtime. Why do you say? Two words: gang rape.
Here’s how it all went down. Son pleaded guilty back in May to felony vandalism. The plea required him to fork over a DNA sample. Investigators ran his sample and found Son’s DNA connected him to an unsolved gang rape back in 1990, where a woman was pistol-whipped, raped, threatened with death and eventually blindfolded and released naked.
Dr. Evil and his minions are never up to any good. My only question is why didn’t the rest of the gang get busted? Either way, Joe Son’s (very few) acting days are over. He could be facing almost 275 years to life in prison.
I’m sure most of you were probably asking yourselves “Who the hell is Ciara?” up until the point that you noticed she was naked. Well that’s okay, because I’m sure she’ll be glad she finally got your attention–for the next couple of minutes at least. Any song she has done has been overshadowed, if not completely sound proofed, by her incredible ass.
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Angelina is featured on the cover of W magazine in one of the many Brad Pitt porn private pictures he’s taken over at their temp digs in Germany. In the mag’s interview, she also gushes over touching moments and let’s us in on some of the things they keep to themselves.
“I think one of the life changing things that he did, one of many, is that I was absolutely never going to get pregnant. I never felt that it was the right thing to do,” Jolie, 33, tells W magazine, in an article featuring photos taken by Pitt of her breastfeeding.
“I suppose I just looked at him and loved him and just felt open to (getting pregnant),” she says.
and the most amusing part to me:
Angie had a hard time kicking her pregnancy diet of Hot Pockets, french fries and ice cream, but she has found the strength to go on with regular food deliveries from a Berlin department store.
Hot Pockets? People still eat those things? Fine dining capital of the world, FRANCE, and you choose hot pockets? I can understand a ham, cheese, and broccoli enclosed in a flaky crust can go a long way at lunch time when there’s nothing else in the freezer but…Angelina Jolie and hot pockets? Crazy pregnant ladies.
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Hugh Hefner comes forward with his emotions about the devastating break up involving him and Holly Madison. While he’s torn, our guy definately knows how to move on.
Hefner said Madison learned the pair would never have children or get married six months ago, adding: “The fact that she was depressed after that, I didn’t know at all.
Hefner said he and the three women are committed to a sixth season, but he plans to seek out new live-in lovers. Hefner said 19-year-old Playmate twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon are living in the mansion, but they’re aren’t his girlfriends — yet.
I’m sure this gives reassurance to all those girls out there that the guy they broke up with last weekend is definately stringing up that noose in their living room like they imagine, right? I’m hearing a little bit of static about Kendra Wilkinson finding her own place and dating other guys too, so i suppose Hef has to definately make sure he gets something more incredibly young and twisted. What the hell is his secret?! I bet that smoker jacket of his is lined with crack cocaine.
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A John Cusack stalker proves to the world that not only are they usually crazy, they’re also stupid.
Emily Leatherman [the crazy stalker lady] was moments away from accepting a deal that would have allowed her to avoid state prison. But after she indicated she wasn’t entering into the deal freely, a judge rejected the bargain and ordered the 33-year-old woman to stand trial beginning Friday.
Well I guess she gets a gold star sticker for being honest. We all know she would have gone straight from the grasp of the government into the arms of her imagined lover. I guess she’s not that stupid afterall, she just placed herself in someone else’s shoes at the god damned freakin’ wrong time.
Paris Hilton is featured in the November issue of Harper’s Bazaar. Apparently she’s very adamant about being the next big imaginary president after her funnyordie.com video was such a publicized success.
“My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself,” the heiress said. “Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?”
“Welcome to the Lower 48,” Paris added, referring to the continental United States.
For anyone who’s seen the last video spoof or wanting to, I’m sorry. Watching her bad acting is reminiscent of the time I almost stabbed my eyes out with an ice pick after seeing “House of Wax.” To make matters worse (for me at least), she’s been reported as planning a scripted show with Ryan Seacrest based on her life. WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYY?!
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I want to apologize to everyone out there, but when I saw this face, I knew Melanie Brown was worthy of a post of some of her promotional pics for her upcoming exercise video “Totally Fit.” If you’re not looking at her horribly exhausted face, or her breasts being pushed up into her chin, then you’re definitely going to be staring at her incredibly ripped and sweaty abs while it makes faces back at you.
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